Mutt: "I heard he became a Doctor of Theology!"

Jeff: "A Doctor of Theology! What kind of disease is that?"


Commentator: "There is no good or ill but thinking makes it so."

Listener: "How so?"Commentator: "Have you ever observed that what people call 'congestion' in a subway train becomes the 'scene' at a rock concert?"


First Politician: "That man should be sharply criticized for changing parties!"

Second Politician: "But yesterday, you were all praise for him."

First Politician: "You must inderstand this important truth: Those who go over to the other party are traitors. Those who come to ours are converts."